The one who makes it all look good. With his mind-boggling designing skills, he has been executing ugly pixels since 1995, for drinks (soft)! In his free time he loves to drum, code and brew coffee, all at the same time. He is known around the campus for his multiple alarms and his yellow shorts not to mention his multi-dimensional talents and amazing kiddish smile.
The one who makes it all run. He is the brains behind the AI. Can make fun of almost everything except red polka dots. In his free time he loves to read, write and make people uncomfortable though not all at the same time. He is not known around the campus, but he should be, for his pink shirt which he is completely ignorant about not to mention his sarcastic comments and awesome write-ups. And yes he wrote this himself.
The one who has the plan. He is the head logic tester(though we only have one). Programming or not, he can troubleshoot most problems. In his free time he loves to play football, watch movies and unnecessarily use torrents. He is known around the campus for his freakishly-lean figure and supposedly good looks. He is believed to bring a lot of traffic to the site.
Its a machine, it has a MAC address if you want.